Insights Into Success

A sure-fire way to jump start any literary career:

Publish under a pseudonym that is the name of a popular public domain writer. Release your autobiographical musings under the name of W. Shakespeare, and watch the royalties roll in! If nothing else, I'm sure someone using that particular technique would garner a fair amount of internet notoriety. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to publish The Viking's Captive Lover: A New Romance from Charles Dickens.