One of the greatest joys in life (apart from cake) is interpreting everything literally. That is why, after years of watching people complete crossword puzzles, I have created the world's first Cross Word Puzzle, in which every word is a synonym for the word "angry." Thanks to me, the world is now a better place--the grass a little greener, the sky a little bluer, and the internet a little stupider. Try your hand at this puzzle, and see how it goes! If nothing else, it's a great way to waste some time.
